Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Hello...George!

George Clooney and his girlfriend have split up after a year of dating.

George, please, it's about time. You are old enough to be her father. Was she even allowed to watch TV when you were on Facts of Life in the 80s? There are so many available, beautiful, interesting, intelligent, hardworking, and mature women who would appreciate your company.

You can pick me up on Friday at 7 p.m. I'll be ready.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hello?? I am sure you're next on his list. He needs someone more grounded, more real. Time to put his picture up (back up?) on your cube wall!!

~Maria

SWC said...

Hahahahaha....seriously, what are these guys thinking when they go out with these young thangs. Gotta be kidding me. You and he would be much better suited! I can see it now. BTW, I thought he was cute when he was on The Facts of Life. Do you know he was also on one episode of The Golden Girls?

Shay said...

Great choice in a dreamboat. He is very sexy!